Hold on. Bioluminescent pickle relish is a f-in' great idea. That way you could find the remote with a hot dog.

Combine this with the piece on Coke replacing water and milk and you have a pretty bleak picture.

i've heard the hydrogenated oil and trans fatty acid in margerine and other foods is as bad as the saturated fat in real butter.

Yeaahhhhh, just what kids need: More food coloring and fat.

Next up: Sparkly red and blue metallic salt, glow-in-the-dark pickle relish, and PopPricka.