Edited by author 02-11-2009 01:56 PM
Westies have a spate of limericks on our web site at the moment. I especially liked this one, which is particularly apposite for the Gents:

Return to Bender by Dead Poet
 
A delightful beer drinker named Bender
Against the Gents hit a six with great splendour
His joy was so great
He hit his old mate
On his head with an abdominal defender